76.  MAJOR KONG
played by Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
A man whose unquestioning faith in his country gives him unparalleled perseverance, Major Kong will do his duty no matter what.  If he's supposed to deliver a bomb, that's what he's going to do.  And, if said delivery results in plummeting towards the earth astride said bomb, why not enjoy the ride?  If life gives you lemons...

-Tyler Smith

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